Date: 5th April 2006 at 7:13pm
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If you know of any funny quotes please send them to me!

Me- ‘drink isn’t the answer but it makes you forget the question!’

Harry Redknapp: ‘I sorted out the formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband’s as ugly as me, you’d only want to talk football’

Harry Redknapp: ‘Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham’s average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were’

Harry Redknapp: ‘Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover’

Journalist: ‘Have you received any death threats?’ Harry Redknapp: ‘Only from the wife when I didn’t do the washing up!

HR- If I said I’d go back now I’d be crucified – that’s all I need!

Ron Atkinson: ?I’m afraid they’ve left their legs at home.?

Ron Atkinson: ‘They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.’

Ron Atkinson: ‘I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat’

Ron Atkinson: ?Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.?

Ron Atkinson: ‘I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better’

Special thanks to pompeygray for most of these.