Date: 6th October 2006 at 2:37pm
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Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp is known for his classic quotes and I`ve got some his best ones together in this article. I want to know which your favourite is and to tell me of any others you`ve heard him say.

‘Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham’s average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were’

‘With the foreign players it’s more difficult. Most of them don’t even bother with the golf, they don’t want to go racing. They don’t even drink’

‘Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good’

‘Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover’

‘Dani is so good-looking I don’t know whether to play him or **** him’

‘Hartson’s got more previous than Jack the Ripper’

‘I sorted out the formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband’s as ugly as me, you’d only want to talk football’

Journalist: ‘Have you received any death threats?’ Harry Redknapp: ‘Only from the wife when I didn’t do the washing up!”

If I said I’d go back now I’d be crucified – that’s all I need!


HERE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS YOU WILL EVER SEE (of Harry Redknapp). HOWEVER IT DOES CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE. Click here to watch