Date: 28th January 2009 at 9:07pm
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Transfer Window Entertainment Programme – Take 5

The latest reports from the media have us in turmoil – All is not healthy in Transfer Land.

We are hope that potential Pompey players are being assessed around the clock and that at least ‘some’ are queuing up, pen poised ready to sign on the dotted line.

However, Dr Chixy’s trip around the wards of Transfer General Hospital tells quite a different ‘Storrie’

This is what he found.

Confirmed Dead
Edu (Valencia)
Gary O’Neil (Middlesbrough)
Nathan Dyer (Swansea)
Edin Dzeko (Wolfsburg)
Marvin Elliot (Bristol City)
Patrick Vieira (Inter Milan)
Scott McDonald (Celtic)
Sidney Govou (Lyon)
Tranquillo Barnetta (Bayer Leverkusen)
Andrew Surman (Southampton)

Discharged
Jimmy Bullard (Fulham)

Gone Missing
Mirel Radoi (Steaua Bucharest)
Aruna Dindane (Lens)
Royston Drenthe (Real Madrid)
Christian Poulsen (Juventus)
Christian Obodo (Udinese)
Luis Garcia (Athletico Madrid)
Kris Boyd (Rangers)
Andy Driver (Hearts)
Modeste M’Bami (Olympique Marseille)
Roy Beerens (Heerenveen)

Critical
Javier Saviola (Real Madrid)
Emerson (AC Milan)
Sunny (Valencia)

In a Coma
Joey Barton (Newcastle United)
Manuel Fernandes (Valencia)
Michael Johnson (Manchester City)
Benjani (Manchester City)
Leroy Lita (Reading)
Stephen Hunt (Reading)
Fabian Delph (Leeds)

Transferred to Mental Wing
Szabolcs Huszti (Hannover)
Robbie Earnshaw (Nottm. Forest)
Stephen Appiah (Unattached)

Referred for Psychiatric Tests
Marco Materazzi (Inter Milan)

Referred to Dietician
Edmilson (Villarreal)

Awaiting Initial Assessment
Marlon Harewood (Aston Villa)
Olivier Dacourt (Inter)
Peguy Luyindula (PSV)
Afella Netherheardov (NE Wear)
Annun Nounforward (Sumplacein Africa)

Potential Out-Patients
Yohann Pele (Le Mans)
Amdy Faye AKA Andy Henry (Stoke)

Confirmed Out-Patients
Hayden Mullins (West Ham)
Jermaine Pennant (Liverpool)
Pele (Porto)


So there you have it, Dr. Chixy’s assessment on the health of Potential Pompey Prospects

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