Date: 19th January 2009 at 7:27am
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At the request of a number of Vital Pompey readers I have continued the Transfer Window Entertainment Programme that has been running for well over a week now.

My first article provided my five tips on who Pompey would sign.

The second article offered you the chance to place your bets.

This article gives you the chance to pick up your phone and place an ‘imaginary vote’ for who you would like to see enter
‘Big Brother Peters Pompey House’

Joey Barton (Newcastle United) – Combative Midfielder
If you want Joey the jail bird to get down and dirty, ring
07711 651 001

Edu (Valencia) – Defensive Midfielder
If you fancy seeing Edu perform a Brazilian on the Fratton turf, dial
07711 651 002

Tranquillo Barnetta (Bayer Leverkusen) – Midfielder
If a player with the same name as a kitchen bin makes you swing, ring
07711 651 003

Manuel Fernandes (Valencia) – Creative Midfielder
Can hear the drums for Fernandes? If so call,
07711 651 004

Christian Obodo (Udinese) – Midfielder
If you can actually say Obodo at the first attempt. Dial,
07711 651 005

Gary O’Neil (Middlesbrough) – Central/Right Midfielder
Maybe you think Gary O needs some home comforts. If so dial,
07711 651 006

Mirel Radoi (Steaua Bucharest) – Centre Back/Def.Midfielder
If you reckon Radoi the Romanain will be a rock. Ring,
07711 651 007

Michael Johnson (Manchester City) – Midfielder
If can imagine an Olympic and World Championship sprinter bossing our midfield. Dial,
07711 651 008

Andrew Surman (Southampton) – Midfielder
If you too have heard Surman has been speaking to Pompey. Call,
07711 651 009

Aruna Dindane (Lens) – Striker
If you want to set your sights and focus on this forward from Lens. Dial,
07711 651 010

Benjani (Manchester City) – Striker
If you would like ‘the man from Zimbabwe, to score in blue again someday’. Ring
07711 651 011

Javier Saviola (Real Madrid) – Striker
Do you believe Saviola is the Real deal and can become a housemate? If so dial,
07711 651 012

Kris Boyd (Rangers) – Striker
If you do not believe Boyd is Brum bound, call
07711 651 013

Andy Driver (Hearts) – Winger
Does Englishman Andy have it in his Heart to move south? If so call,
07711 651 014

Modeste M’Bami (Olympique Marseille) – Playmaker
Do not be shy about voting for the Cameroonian playmaker. Call,
07711 651 015

Nathan Dyer (On Loan @ Swansea) – Attacking Midfielder
Is Tony still a Dyer admirer? If you want to see Nathan change colours, ring
07711 651 016

Royston Drenthe (Real Madrid) – Left Winger
Can Royston settle in a local place for local people? If so dial,
07711 651 017

Leroy Lita (Reading) – Striker
If Little Leroy has you jumping through hoops ring,
07711 651 018

Marvin Elliot (Bristol City) – Midfielder
If you are hankering after Marvin, call
07711 651 019

Edin Dzeko (Wolfsburg) – Striker
If you think Sasha has £7m sloshing around in The Diary Room ring
07711 651 020

Patrick Vieira (Inter Milan) – Central Midfielder
He came from Senegal, he played for Arsenal. For Vieira call
07711 651 021

Stephen Appiah (Unattached) – Midfielder
If you think Sean Davis could partner this unattached Ghanaian mercenary dial
07711 651 022

Yohann Pele (Le Mans) – Goalkeeper
Is Goalkeeper Pele only 24 hours from Le Mans, if so ring
07711 651 023

Jimmy Bullard (Fulham) – Creative Midfielder
If Fulham’s Jimmy Jimmy gives you Undertones, ring
07711 651 024

Jermain Pennant (Liverpool)
If Pennant is at another Premiership club come February, I will eat my shorts.
Those were my words. If you want to see it happen dial,
07711 651 025

Luis Garcia (Athletico Madrid) – Winger
Want to see Liverpool’s Luis on the Left ? Then call
07711 651 026

Robbie Earnshaw (Nottm. Forest) – Striker
If you are sure Welshman Robbie can earn a place in the team, then dial
07711 651 027

Roy Beerens (Heerenveen) – Winger
If Dutch Roy is your housemate boy, then call
07711 651 028

Stephen Hunt (Reading) – Winger
If you want see Irish Hunt racing in the house call
07711 651 029

Scott McDonald (Celtic) – Striker
Great Scot? Not! The number to call if you fancy an Australian Big Mac is
07711 651 030

Fabian Delph (Leeds) – Midfielder
If you fancy a midfielder with a silly name, just call
07711 651 031

Edmilson (Villarreal) – Centre Back/Def.Midfielder
If an overweight World Cup winner puts a smile on your face ring
07711 651 032

Szabolcs Huszti (Hannover) – Left Midfielder
If you think Big Tony is Hungary enough for a Left Midfielder just dial
07711 651 033

Djibril Cisse (Sunderland) – Striker
Blarmy – The number you should dial is
07711 651 999

Who enters?

You Decide

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