So there’s ‘Arry in the players lounge….
‘Alright lads, all the chauffeurs have cried off sick…so who’s gonna drive Benji up to Manchester?’
Silence…..until eventually a spotty trainee at the back pipes up…
‘I will boss!’
‘And what do you drive son?’
‘Robin Reliant boss’.
‘Perfect son, perfect…. got GPS?’
‘Great! I mean…. hold on, take this one…. let me just reconfigure it for a few minutes……… there, that should do the trick son… remember to stick rigidly to what the GPS tells you, keep it under the speed limit, and try and limit it to the two six packs on the drive up there…. don’t want our friends in blue holding you up on the way….’
‘Anythin’ else boss?’
‘Yes son, make sure you stop off at every service station along the way, I know you haven’t got a mobile so I’ll need you to phone in regularly for further instructions.’
‘Oh and one more thing…. if you somehow get there before 11, you’ll be out on loan to the scummers on Monday!’
NB: This article is meant in good humour and in no way suggests that ‘Arry condones drink driving which is obviously wrong!
Written by Tantona.
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